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Layman Legalese

This section is the plain English version of the legal terms & conditions of this site (actually the sarcastic version). The real legal jargon is at the bottom, which of course you are encouraged to read as well. Why is there all of this legal stuff? Well unfortunately we live in a world where people are trigger-happy to sue over the silliest stuff, so this is here to protect everyone involved.

This site is not here to provide you with legal, business and/or financial advice. Get your own lawyer, business consultant or competent financial advisor if you need any such help. The materials provided here are for educational entertainment only, and are simply our opinions. Heck I could have been drunk while writing all this (you don't know) so maybe this stuff is good, or maybe it's all junk and everything said is just plain wrong. I don't stand behind anything I said, and guarantee absolutely nothing; it's all empty promises. You must be old enough to drink in your home state / province / country to view this site at all, and so therefor you are old enough to make your own intelligent decisions about how to use anything you learn from this site. You are legally a big boy/girl (maybe both) so what you do is none of my business. If you go to a third-party website or resource then you are to follow their legal policies, and we are not responsible for anything they say, teach, or provide. You must go to the websites of the FTC and any other government regulatory bodies applicable to you to read all their scary warnings about money-making programs. If you make money thanks to what you've learned here then send me a love letter, and maybe even keys to a brand new Mercedes, but if you lose money then too bad for you, go cry to your momma, and I don't want to hear about it. If anything bad happens to you while doing any Penny Millions activities, such as getting run over by a car, mugged, insulted, get an ulcer or even a simple headache then too bad for you, and you won't even think about blaming Penny Millions. You are fully 100% responsible for your own actions. The world is crazy, and the economic conditions of any market is constantly changing, therefor there is no guarantee that past performance of any business idea will mean anything good for you, it is theoretically possible that everything you try will be too late after the opportunities have passed, meanwhile "they" (the other savvy business sharks) really are just waiting on the sidelines for the opportunity to take your money (think about it, it's true!). Maybe you'll "graduate" from Penny Millions, maybe you won't, either way hopefully you'll learn something and have fun in the process. If you like the site then tell your friends about it, but don't copy/steal the copyrighted content, which is aggressively protected by fierce dogs (not true). If you hate this site for any reason then go away before I release the hounds on you (true? false? you decide).

Ok, now that I've got the sarcasm out of me (can you tell I *love* legal stuff?) let's get down to the real legal mumbo-jumbo. I hope that the above at least drove home the key points to you.

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